Here are some observations about Terry (in no particular order). Most of them are direct quotes... things he's told me about himself.
10 things you need to know about Terry Ricks
- Terry Ricks drinks cheap beer 'cos more = better, and it all gets you drunk.
- Terry Ricks loves the shit out of a good handjob - with eye contact.
- Terry Ricks stares at women in public, and he doesn't look away when he gets "busted". You know they love it.
- Terry Ricks is not a fuckin' hustler! He's freelance!
- Terry Ricks wears "blue blockers" and he doesn't give a shit what you think, 'cos hindsight is 20/20.
- Terry Ricks is cooler than your boyfriend, and probably better in the sack. Try [him]...
- Terry Ricks doesn't smoke, but he always carries a Zippo for the ladies.
- Terry Ricks thinks most people are full of shit.
- Terry Ricks is responsible for 80% of the porn on the internet, and somebody owes him BIGTIME.
- Terry Ricks is 100% GO!
2 comments:
Terry scares me.
Foo,
I asked Terry about this, and the first thing he said was that you should change the spelling of your name to FU.
He went on to tell me that he remembers nothing about Molly Hatchet... except that they suck.
BTW - he's sorry he puked on your shoes. Must have been something he ate. Perhaps a BLT? Perhaps your mom?
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