Ok... here's another one from that night we got ripped and I convinced Terry to talk to my answering machine. I had recently given him a copy of Death From Above 1979's You're A Woman, I'm A Machine. Here's his review...

Terry Ricks on love songs...

Keeper: So what did you think of that DFA CD?

Terry: Pretty damn good.

Keeper: Any favorites?

Terry: I ain't big on all that romance shit, but that song about the "so sexy" bitch in his office [Sexy Results**]... That shit is hot! I don't know a girl anywhere that wouldn't cream herself if a guy said some shit like that to her. She'd be like putty on your dick in nothin' flat. It's about fuckin', but it's kinda romantic at the same time, you know? Telling her she's a sexy bitch and all...


** In case you don't know the song. The lyrics he's referring to are:

Sexy woman come to your office
Sexy woman meet me after work
I wanna show you how I handle business
I wanna show you how I work, work, woooork

My man wants to buy you something
He wants to take you our for dinner and dancing
My friend wants to take you out, then home
Then home... alone

Pretty damned romantic, eh?